Grapevine

June 2004

 

When we look to God for deliverance of any kind, it is so human to look for something in sight that will help the Lord out. If only we can find a little something for God to begin with, we seem so much better satisfied.

But it is not at all necessary for us to see any help in sight, nor is it necessary for God to have any relief in hand. He does not need anything to begin with. ~tn the beginning God created the heaven and the earth (Genesis 1:1). What did He make them out of? Nothing! Absolutely nothing! When the earth was made, what did God hang it on? Nothing? It hangs alright, doesn’t it?

The God who made the earth, sun, moon and the stars out of nothing, and keeps them hanging on nothing, can supply all your needs whether there is anything to work on or not. Have faith in God!

S.A.

 

ARE YOU STRONG ENOUGH?

There are those who think that being a Christian is a sign of weakness. Some would go as far as to say that religion is a crutch that people use when life gets difficult.

The example Christians are called to follow is that of Jesus Himself. Jesus was outspoken and revolutionary: He changed lives. Ultimately He gave His own life so that we can live if we follow Him. If we do follow Him, He calls us. at times, to be as outspoken as Him. Christians are called to expose injustice and to stand up and speak as Jesus would: argumentatively but convincingly. Arid those Christians who feel called to evangelism, in whatever form, must talk about their faith in the open, often subject to ridicule.

I don’t know about you but I’ve never heard of a crutch that makes great demands of the user. Being a Christian can take real guts. Yes, the Lord Jesus does provide spiritual support. but think about those times when you have heard a conversation criticizing bible bashers, ~ religious creeps or the

God squad. The Christian must stand firm in the face of such opposition.

Many people choose to stay put in their nice cosy lifestyles, hiding ii their peer groups. afraid to speak out. But what about you? Have you got the guts to follow Jesus?

 

Christian Elementary School Test

 

Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. If you know the Bible, even a little, you’ll find this hilarious It comes from a Christian elementary school test. Kids were asked questions about the old and new testaments.

The following statements about the Bible were written by children. They have not been retouched nor corrected.

(La., incorrect spelling has been left in).

 

1.      In the first book of the bible, Guinessis. God got tired of creating the world so he took the sabbath off.

 

2.      Adam and Eve were created from an Apple tree. Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark and the animals came on in pears.

 

3.      Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.

 

4.      The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.

 

5.      Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah.

 

6.      Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.

 

7.      Moses led the Jews to the Red sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.

 

8.      The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert, Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.

 

9.      The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

 

10.    The seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

 

11.    Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

 

12.    The greates miricle in the bible Is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

 

The Prayer page

Dear Lord, teach us to be generous, teach us to serve You as You deserve.

To give and not count the cost. to fight and not to heed the wounds.

To toil and not to seek rest. to labour and not to seek reward.

Except for the knowledge that we do Your will.

 

0 thou. who clothes the lilies and feeds the birds of the sky.

Who leads the lambs to pasture. and hart to the waterside.

Who multiplies loaves and fishes. and converted water to wine.

We thank the Lord.

 

Jesus has come into the world to give us faith.

We will carry the faith with us.

Jesus has come into the word to give us hope

We will carry hope with us

Jesus has come into the world to give us love

We will carry the love with us

Jesus has come into the world to give us joy. praising, singing and dancing

That all may know that Jesus HAS come into the world.        Amen

 

Maasai Mission Finance Given

The following amounts of money were given at the end of the mission.

 

Try Pastor David Kereto of the Africa Inland Church formed from the Africa Inland Mission. 120250 KSh (on the exchange rate of KSh / £ this would be £925) + £695 + US $96.

This will be used by the church to help those in need.

To Moses and to Joseph: I 0000 KSh each

To John the cook and Johnston: 3000KSh each

A thank you and help for them to carry on with their mission work. ll of them work so hard for the mission as interpreters, drivers and much more. John the cook was the only one who had not asks Jesus into his life, and then to all our joy at the end of the mission he asks us to lead him in prayer, inviting Jesus Christ into his life. To school fees earlier in the visit: £800 + 15000 KSh (ca. £ 115 in sterling)

This enabled the school fees for three more children to be paid: the fund had run dry when we arrived.

This adds up to total of about £2735 +$96 + all the materials we took with us and the Bibles that we purchased.

So we were able to financially bless the local churches a great deal. Add to this the contents of the teams suit cases which were much lighter at the end of the mission as they gave away their clothes boots etc.

Thanks to all including J.A.M. our Sunday school, who donated the £200 that went towards the school fees. And all who sponsored me enabling me to go on the mission.

At the end of the mission money left from the team fund and what was left of their own spending money went into the total of £2735 + $96.

We were able to give financial help to Pastor David and his team to help those who were in need. But it seems so little to what is needed. Like all the team I came away with the picture of how poor the Maasai were. We went to tell them about Jesus. But they did so much for us in their willingness to hear about and to know him despite their low standard of life. They found great joy in receiving him into ~lieir lives. Like the rest of the team I caine back feeling they had taught us something. We had moved forward in our faith.

Please pray for the Maasai who are in need of’ clean water, food. schooling for the children and a better standard of Iife. On a sad ,note may I ask you all reading this if you would pray for the lady team member who was on mission in Uganda and was taken iII after a bite and has since passed away in hospital out in South Africa.

Please pray. giving thanks for her life and her work for the Lord and that God will give comfort and strength to her Husband and family as they struggle to come to terms with their loss. And that God will watch over all who work for him in many parts of the world keeping them well and safe.

 

If I rise on the wings of the dawn,

If I settle on the far side of the sea,

even there your hand will guide me,

your right hand will hold me fast.

Psalm 139:9—l()

Yours in Christ Eddie

 

Top Ten Beauty Tips for 2004

1.      For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.

 

2.      For beautiful eyes, look for the good in other people.

 

3.      To lose weight, let go of stress, hatred, anger, contention and the need to control others.

 

4.      To improve your ears, listen to the word of God.

 

5.      To improve your nose, smell the roses in your life and count your blessings, giving thanks for each one of them.

 

6.      For poise, walk with knowledge and self-esteem. Rather than walk this earth lightly, walk firmly with determination and leave your mark.

 

7.      To strengthen your arms, hug at least 3 people a day. Touch someone with your love.

 

8.      To strengthen your heart, forgive yourself and others. Don’t worry and hurry so much.

 

9.      To strengthen your back, carry someone else’s burden for them.

 

10.    For the ultimate in business, casual or evening attire put on the robe of Christ; it fits like a glove but allows room for growth. Best of all, it never goes out of style and is appropriate for any occasion.

 

-                            Do these things on a daily basis and they will certainly make you a more

beautiful person.